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last updated: 17 June 1999

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Gina's Rants

Gina's Very Short Grammar, Punctuation, and Spelling Rant: Anything anyone else tells you about grammar, punctuation, and spelling should be judged on this basis -- that developing more formal grammar (if you've never gotten a handle on it) or more informal grammer (if you had excellent English teachers) should be about bringing your voice out, making it clear and strong and unapologetically proud.

Gina's Very Short Usage Rant: "Taut" means "tense, tight, or strained" -- "taunt" means "tease or insult". Get it right. Why should you learn your homonyms, homophones, and other easily confused words? Because if you don't do your part to preserve the differences between them, all of us writers (or our linguistic heirs) will lose the ability to express ourselves with the exceptional distinctness of nuance that English's multiplicity of synonyms can grant us.

Gina's Very Short Rape-story Rant: The prevalence of rape in slash has nothing to do with the (hypothesized) subconscious hatred of slashers for gay men. Women will not cease to be fascinated by male rape unless and until rape ceases to be a cause for women to resent men, and to fear walking down the street or going on a date.

What to read while waiting for more slash

I don't read much plain ol' fiction, nor smut-for-smut's sake, but I do read science fiction and fantasy. So here are my recommendations:

Larque on the Wing by Nancy Springer

In this Tiptree-winning book, Nancy Springer takes magic realism to its best. I can't tell you how fun it is to follow the characters as they muddle their way through identities gendered, sexual, and political, so I'll just introduce a few of them to you:

Argent runs a store where you can buy a spare set of breasts or balls.

Shadow, Argent's lover, gives Magic Makeovers.

Lark's a young cowboy who used to be a middle-aged mom.

Hoot is Lark's husband, who deals fine with the whole transgendered thing until Lark points a boner at him.

Lark's mom, just wants everything to be Pleasant.

Swordspoint by Ellen Kushner

Subtitled "A Melodrama of Manners", this is a complex tale of politics and swords-for-hire. Summary: Richard St. Vere may be the greatest swordsman alive. He doesn't like to get involved with nobles, but since he hires himself out as a duelist in a city where unarmed nobles disdain straight-forward assasination...and he has a weak point: his love for a young scholar who calls himself Alec...

Kushner has also written a couple of short stories in this universe: an m/m tale about Alec's son, and a f/f tale. Both can be found in the Year's Best Fantasy and Horror collections (ed. Datlow and whatsisname), tho' at the moment I don't remember which ones. Stay tuned, I may figure it out yet. Also in those volumes and in Immortal Unicorn (ed. Peter S. Beagle) you'll find another lovely m/m story by Kushner, called "The Hunt" or something like that.

If you know of anything else by her (besides Thomas the Rhymer, which, while an excellent story, has no m/m or f/f) let me know!

anything by R(ebecca) M. Meluch

Meluch is one of those authors who can make you fall in love with characters who are evil, insane, and/or wimpy. I don't know how she does it.

Look for The Queen's Squadron (my personal fave), in which an interrogator / torturer named Penetanguishene takes on starship captain Major Paul Strand, while their respective empires battle for control of humanity. How can you claim to love humankind when you foster chaos? Penetanguishene asks. How can you claim to love humankind when you stifle freedom? Paul asks.

And then there's Sovereign, her first book, I think, which is less plausible than her other stories but still fun, and with a charismatic protagonist (if ya like angst).

And finally there's Chicago Red, which is about the Second American Revolution. The king gets very annoyed and annoying, while his assassin gets distracted by a lovely young man, and a guy who might or might not be Chris-John Stanton falls in with a cell of rebels and makes himself the symbol of freedom... Oh, and there's War Birds, an amusing story about a fighter pilot who may remind you of the Red Baron, but there's no m/m or f/f in it.

The Fire's Stone by Tanya Huff

A drunken, scapegrace prince, his wizard fiance (they're both unhappy about the arranged marriage), and his pet thief ("He fell onto my balcony, Dad, can I keep him?") travel by land and sea to find the Fire's Stone, which prevents the prince's island kingdom from getting destroyed by a volcano. Or at least it used to -- until it was stolen.

Huff's other books often have m/m or f/f, but Fifth Quarter doesn't have much of it, and might squick you with its incest subtext -- and its sequel is total crap. (Sorry, Ms. Huff, but it's true.) The Blood Whatever books (starting with Blood Price) have some m/m, and they're quite good, but the occasional m/m action / subplot tends to get drowned out by the m/f action / subplot -- which I enjoyed (and this is coming from someone who is usually squicked or infuriated by m/f plots and scenes), but not a sufficient substitute for slash.

The Door into Fire by Diane Duane

I'm sorry, I can't summarize the plot of this one as I was heavily under the influence of college and coffee when I read it. What I do remember is that the main character is a minor prince with a talent for magic that supposedly is limited to women. He's trying to master his gift so that he can use it to restore his lover, the son of the (deceased) high king, to the throne. There's also a fire elemental called Sunspark who doesn't really understand gender and can be either as the mood suits it. This book has two sequels and I'd like to read them all again someday, thoroughly this time. The trilogy has m/m, m/f, and f/f; neat-o magic; polyamory and group marriage; a unique idea about dragons; and a sort of Wiccan religion.

Furthermore, I'd recommend anything by Diane Duane. A friend tells me her Trek novels are quite good, and she's written at least three wizard books (So You Want to be a Wizard, Deep Wizardry, High Wizardry) for children that adults can also enjoy -- try playing "Spot the Gay Couples." And if you like cats ;) there's The Book of Night With Moon.

That's all I can think of right now. Go away ;)

Ideas

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"I've been feeding my muse too many phallus-shaped vegetables lately." --Gina.

TS xover with Terry Moore's Strangers in Paradise, anyone?

Remember MegaRouge's pics of a younger GM and a younger RB? I keep looking at the GM pic and thinking, "Dangerous, very dangerous." So...what if Blair were on the wrong side of the law? Not someone you can immediately see as a victim just trying to survive, either, like in the drabbles from SENAD this spring, but rather a genuinely Bad Guy.

What if the guys really are straight? Gina has a two-word rebuttal: Pavlov's dogs.

Well, I know I have *more* ideas, but I'll put 'em up later.

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