Title:Mystery Science Theature 1/2:Episode 2:Sailor GAY! Author:Filthy Whore Inc. E-Mail:cape_boy009@hotmail.com prince_starr@hotmail.com (My hentai page with MST's from me and hentai pictures! Over 125 ^_~) http://netdump.com/users/hentaism/ I am new so please don't be the first to write a MST of a MST. All characters or fan fics I take credit for. Also Sailor Moon is not mine....DUH! The Story Dark Starry Knight sat on his throne with his sex slaves on his lap. "Well aren't you cute lil girl,I outta..." A servent runs in. "Sir,another Ambush by Emperor Nescaro's troops!" "Demmit!" *runs to lab in the basement of his castle,yells for his mad scientist* *He walks out of a dark corner and grabs DSK**screams* "Mary Mother Jesus Teresa Bob Joe Jackson what da hell!?!?!" "Sorry sir,what is it you request?" "Well I need a REAL good torture! Nes iz gonna get it! Grrrrr! Im gonna beat him harder then a red headed blue eyed muslium in spain in a potatoe sack!" "I got just the thing sir....I made a spaceship. We can shoot him and all your enemies into space and make them read crappy fan fiction!" *they both laugh evilly* -A-hop-skip-and-jump-in-time- In WBS chat Sailor(Moon)Soldiers Nes sits in the corner of the room mummbleing in his sleep."Kill,Maim,Smash,Destory,Havok,Beat,Whip,Mutalate..."*sneeks in and sets a bottles of Dark Moon Whiskey leading to his magic carpet**nes wakes up and and walks the path which the bottles are laid and is on the magic carpet* Alittle later at the castle.... "Oy Vey!" *Nes is standing in the spaceship banging on the walls* DSK Sits on his thrown in Sailor(Moon)Soldiers resting for when take off is in an hour.*spots Jenn,Nes's daughter**drool* "Hey Jenn,Your father is at my castle trying out my new booze brand. He is looking for you. Would you like to come?" *Jenn looks at him unsure* Alright.*she picks up her bag**sees Peggy,his ex-fiance* I think I may run out of room sooner at this rate.... -At-the-launch-center-of-the-castle- *leads Jenn,Peggy,and Cuddly CatGirl into ship**locks the door* Mwahahahaha!*rubs hands together in acomplishment**the doors open and his Duke Drake pushes him in* "ahhhh! Lemme out you back stabber!"*bangs on metal door**turns around**wide eyes**Jenn,Nes,Peggy,and Cuddly walk toward him looking as if they were gonna kill**takes out Visa power card and pushes it into the card lock of what appers to be a closet**opens the door jumping in and closeing it* *Nes stands there takeing out his Mastercard putting it in the card slot**a bright red light on the card slot comes on and writen next to it says "Visa,it's everywhere you wanna be..." *Nes slaps hand on his forehead* Oy vey! In da closet thingy.... *DSK looks around at all the controls in this large room with TV's,stereos,and many electronics* "Da control room. Mwahahahahaha! I'll make them all suffer!" Mystery Science Theature 1/2 Episode 2 by:Xander3000 DSK was sitting in his computer chair with Jenn on his lap spanking her. DSK-Who's yo Daddy! Who's yo Daddy! Who's yo Daddy! He woke up in his computer chair at the spaceship controls. DSK-I always am thrown out of the good dreams...damn. (red light flashes,turns on screen with Duke Drake on the screen) DSK-You sent me here you!?!?!?! Drake-Mwahahaha! I got the Dark Moon Throne now DSK. Im sending more fan fics, Mwahahahaha! (The screen go's blank) DSK-Grrrrrrrr..... Onboard Nes-We need to get beds... Jenn-You mean we are staying here Daddy?!?! Nes-No sweetie,DSK's door should be updated to mastercards to then we'll go kill him. Peggy-I don't think he has a way out...he always acts like he is ontop of everything,not only bad in bed,not just a nag,controling. Cuddly-Well I think he is pretty good! Nes-How many of you slept with DSK? (Jenn,Cuddly,and Peggy raise thier hand) Cuddly-Pretty fly for a white guy! (giggle) (The alarm gos off) (Go's over Intercom) DSK-Time for todays fan fic! Nes-How are you gonna make us sit on the couch huh? (electrictity flies out of the screen and shocks the hell out of Nes) Nes-I was..jus...just asking... >Sailor Gay! Version 2. (format change) Jenn-More then one version? Nes-Is this a hentai of a software program? >Note.If you do not like indecent material, All-(everybody raises hand) >please turn your head from the monitor as the text scrolls down your >screen. You know the rules.One day Serena got fed up. "Fuck it," she >said. Cuddly-Pretty declearative. >The other Sailors glanced at her in surprise as she got up to make a >declaration: Jenn-We the people of the united states in order to... >"I'm tired of Peggy-Crappy fan fiction? Nes-Pathetic plot? Cuddly-Scout on Scout action? >all this bullshit. You all can say what you want Jenn-Long live democracy! >but what I want to know is, Nes-How long till the fic is over? >who in here wants to get butt-naked and fuck me?" Nes-Not me. >The other Sailors glanced at each other, mouths wide open at this sudden Cuddly-A bus burst threw the window slaughtering them all! >and frank request. Peggy-Who is Frank? >Amy, tugging her cuff nervously, said, Nes-(immitates Amy) Which way outta this fic? >"I would- like- to-" Serena stared her down, waiting for Jenn-Somebody makeing sense? >her to finish. "Well?" Mina and Lita were still in shock over the ordeal >when Raye stood up. Cuddly-Run Rei! Run while you still can! >"Serena what is this?!!" she snarled in her face. Nes-It's a hentai ya dumb broad! >Serena palmed Raye's face and pushed her backward. "Fuck off!" Cuddly-(Immitates Meugi from Karate Kid) Fuck on,fuck off,fuck on,fuck off. >This angered Raye greatly. Nes-Chick fight! Chick Fight! >In a second she was on top of Serena, beating at her face and tugging her >hair. All-(Cheer) >Suddenly Amy leaped on the red-hot Raye (Everybody surrounds the TV eating popcorn) Jenn-(Immitates wrestaling anouncer)And Ami gots the chair! >and threw her off of Serena. Cuddy-Boooo! >Raye tumbled backward and hit her head on the wall, incapacitating her. All-(Cheer) >Serena looked over at Raye before turning back to Amy. "Nice throw." Nes-Any comments? >Lita stood up. "Would someone please explain to me what the FUCK is going >on?" Peggy-(Immitates Amy) Somebody needs thier mouth washed out with soap! >Serena looked at her."Why are you so mad, Lita-bee? Nes-(Immitates Lita) Cuz this MST sucks! (A bolt of electrcity zaps Nes) Peggy-I remember our divorce settlement. I got all his stuff! (Calls over intercom) DSK-I still don't understand how you got all that from a divorce settlement when we were never married! Peggy-Women are takeing over the world DSK! Mwahahahaha! Nes-Thats crap. (Jenn,Peggy,and Cuddly look at him evilly) >Or, should I say Lita-Bi because you're bi-sexual, Peggy-And how would YOU know that Serena? Cuddly-Please don't ask that. >hence the reason I'm asking you Jenn-To help uncloge my drains! >in the first place!" Lita, normally given to violent fits of anger, Peggy-Killed Serena in pure rage! All-(Cheer) >tried to stay calm this time. "Serena?" Cuddly-(Immitates Lita) When do I get paid? >"What?""You're right." Nes-Oy vey! >Lita ripped off her blouse and posed in the middle of the room. Jenn-And she then relised this was not a Polaroid moment! >"I am Lita-Bi, champion of the Cuddly-Bad plots! >lesbians of America! Thank you Sailor Moon, for helping me be proud of who >I naturally am." Nes-(sings)1-2 Lita Bi is comeing for you! Peggy-(sings)3-4 lock all your doors! Cuddly-(sings)5-6 get your crusifix Nes-(sings)7-8 don't masterbate! Jenn-(sings)9-10 never read hentai again! >She undid her bra and laid it softly on Serena's meatballs. Peggy-My god im gonna kill DSK for this that (mummbles) >"Uh, sure," replied Serena nervously.Mina was watching as the three were >kissing and rubbing each other down Jenn-With salt,hot coals,and broken glass! >She listened to the sounds."More breast, damn it!" "Shutup and fuck!" Nes-(Immitates one of the sounds) You poked my eye out with that! >Then a sniffing noise. Haruka walked right into the house All-NO! NOT MORE! >and leaped right into the middle of the heap of girls. Peggy-Such a brave soul! >Before anyone could say anything, she said, "I can smell >pussy from anywhere! Cuddly-(Sings Smells Like Team Spirit) >I just knew that you girls would show your true colors Nes-Yeah,tickle me pink! >I'm so proud of you all!" At this point, Raye and Mina decided Cuddly-which way the exit was? >resistance to their sexual desires was futile, Nes-You will join the colective! Cuddly-We are Borg! >what with the pussy smell that was clouding the air around them. Peggy-(Immitates Rei) I cannot breath! >Staring at each other from across the room, they both Jenn-Ran for the door! Nes-Nice try sweetie. >undressed completely and made love to each other. (Everyone vomits) >A round of applause came from the four other girls. Nes-(Immitates Serena) Bravo! Bravo! Eat that cunt! (Everyone smacks Nes) Nes-I have that effect on women. Probley my winning personality! >Serena looked at a camera on the wall and said, Cuddly-Your on Canod Camera! >"Isn't this great we are sailor GAY!" All-No! >"MOON LESBO POWER!!!" the others chanted in unison. (The screen go's black) All-(cheer) (Force field vanishes) Cuddly-Good thing the world ends in year 2000. Jenn-Thats like saying basketball is gonna suck cuz one player quit....bad example.. Cuddly-Thats like saying the presedency is not gonna be as respected because...Bad example.. Nes-WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!